InsaneJournal

real life[tm] & FM-PMS (sort of)
Rant & Why there weren't any FM-PMS updates this week:

Point 1: Rant
Dear neighbor person down the street, it is correct that you are supposed to scatter chat rock on the walkway in case of slippery ice and snow. However, please note that chat rock only serves to improve road adhesion on the walkway if there actually is slippery ice and snow on it. In case the walkway is perfectly dry and clean, scattering chat rock on it actually decreases road adhesion on it.
For morons:
stone walk way + slippery ice and snow + chat rock = good road adhesion for pedestrians (+ + = +)
stone walk way + slippery ice and snow - chat rock = bad road adhesion for pedestrians (+ - = -)
stone walk way - slippery ice and snow - chat rock = good road adhesion for pedestrians (- - = +)
stone walk way - slippery ice and snow + chat rock = bad road adhesion for pedestrians (- + = -)
and bad road adhesion for pedestrians is BAD!
So covering your walkway in chat rock because if might snow in the future is not going to improve my opinion about your mental capacities, because falling on chat rock hurts [insert appropriate expletive here]!

Because of the described facts above, I have my left palm covered in bandaids (and a sprained knee and shoulder) since Thursday morning, conditions that make typing a tad inconvenient (if you aren't really, really pissed off about it)!

Point 2: schedule
my schedule currently reads like this

workWorkWORKWRORKOKOKKKK!!!!*thud**splat*christmas vacation

Point 3: FM-PMS

there currently is new stuff to FM, but it's still stuck on paper and not in file. :)